Not Again, 2000

LEFT: As a young man, I happened to purchase a Darth Maul band-aid. And then one day, as a young man, I was standing over a toilet relieving myself when the Darth Maul band-aid fell off and stared me in the face. Exactly replaying a scene from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace where he was bisected by a saber, and then fell down a chasm while looking at the audience.

Life imitating art.

RIGHT: Sometimes He's Mad at Me

The Unexpected Encounter with a Darth Maul Band-Aid